I make big shots everywhere. I get accustomed to it. I'm not afraid to be the goat. I don't worry about what you (reporters) say about me in the pape….

Percy looked at Coach Hedge and Frank. “A trap?” “Probably,” Frank said. “She’s not mortal,” Hedge said, sniffing the air. “Probably some kind of goa….

Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead..

If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books..

It is better to swallow a sheep or a goat than swallow what he has been swallowing..

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail b….

Fourteen-year-old, why must you giggle and dote, Fourteen-year-old, why are you such a goat? I'm fourteen years old, that is the reason, I giggle and….

Even goats may have starlight in their eyes..

What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes..

Besides, Southerners are hospitable. They'll probably offer me lemonade." Excuse me? You're going to sit on a porch and drink lemonade while I plow a….

I don't need to kill goats to say things. I CAN talk..

The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond..

I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!.

Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!.

To the goats, all people are equal, except for those who have treats..

I want to go about like the light-footed goats..

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually..

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks..

They whipped us like a tied up goat..

I am a poor mendicant. My earthly possessions consist of six spinning wheels, prison dishes, a can of goat's milk, six homespun loincloths and towels….

Redheaded women buck like goats..