As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..
Anything was better than to be loved for one's things..
I tend to stay away from the comics..
It's rare when you have everything going perfectly all at the same time..
There are worse things than being constantly hired to do anything..
Ónen i-estel edain, ú-chebin estel anim. (I gave Hope to the Dúnedain, I have kept none for myself.) (Gilraen's linnod).
Get in God's word every day. God's word equips us for everything we do..
Some things that are true are not very useful..
Death is not going to hold down Huell Howser..
We were all at once terribly alone; and alone we must see it through..
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time..
Nobody is beyond the reach of the Gospel..
I love to be challenged because I'm wrong a lot of the times..
The thorn keeps us from over-inflating.
I started working when I was 9 or 10..
A smattering of everything, and a knowledge of nothing..
When you don’t have much, having less isn’t so bad..
I love Bridget Fonda..
I am excessively diverted..
Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business..
We live in a thinly veiled misogynistic society..