Quotes on Golf Jokes

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

The most important shot in golf is the next one.