Do not be tempted to invest in a sample of each golfing invention as soon as it makes its appearance. If you do, you will only complicate and spoil y….

I do date quite frequently..

I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've played two practice rounds and two t….

I'm happy to talk to anybody about anything..

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty..

I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I'll let you know..

If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. I….

Everything good I've ever gotten in life, I only got because I gave something else up..

My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake..

Presents, I often say, endear absents..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

Most of us are better when things go better..

I work with the dead, but I am working for the living..

If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game..

Through the Unknown, we'll find the New.

Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller..

Everything that is not me is incomprehensible..

I cannot pretend i am not without fear..

Some things a lady doesn't tell..

The things that motivate human beings, they don't change, emotionally..

I'm competitive - that's what defines me - and I love it..