It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf..
Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too..
My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball..
To me death is better than the defensive..
You are the one and only ever you..
Love, too, was just a question of time.
I brings the ruckus to the ladies..
I don't have anything to hide..
What about the future?" "We'll talk about the future when it gets here..
Always sing below your potential..
Women like being kissed..
It's not that he was going nowhere, it's that he'd already arrived..
You don’t have to beg God; you just have to act upon His Word..
Success has less to do with what we can get ourselves to do and more to do with keeping ourselves from doing what we shouldn’t..
I love the dead... Frequently..
It's always weird to shoot when you're really basically not wearing anything..
No one notices I'm breaking inside..
It ain't what things actually are, it's all they stand for..
I have seen my mugshot..
To stay youthful, stay useful..
I don't really like ska..