If the rest of his foursome are bunched directly behind his ball, or assume the foetal position with their backs to the tee, the golfer is reminded t….
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score..
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par..
The older I get, the more I want to do. It beats death, decay or golf in unfortunate trousers. Peace and quiet depress me..
My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing..
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It wa….
When I'm not acting, I try to be normal, play golf, play hockey. It's funny because you're in this little bubble when you're working - you don't read….
I had played so poorly recently, I started thinking that maybe I should do something else. Then I saw my friends going to work everyday and realised ….
The average player would rather play than watch. Those who don't play can't possibly appreciate the subtleties of the game. Trying to get their atten….
There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do..
My wife is my favorite person I've ever met in my 40 years on the planet, and I'm sure she would agree that patience is not her strongest characteris….
Great champions learn from past experiences, whether those be good or bad. A lot of times a guy needs to be knocked down before he gets up and fights..
Women Who Seek Equality With Men Lack Ambition.
Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration..
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much..
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a l….
Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..
Enjoy the game. Happy golf is good golf..
I got so strong I felt like a giant.....When I stood on the tee with Arnold and Jack, I was tiny compared to them. But I never believed they were big….
One of the reasons why I, 'a medical man' decided to give up medicine was a firm conviction of the extraordinary influence on health of pleasurable e….
I like the thought of playing for money instead of silverware. I never did like to polish..