Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve..
I had always suspected that trying to play golf in the company of big-time pros and a gallery would be something like walking naked into choir practi….
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife..
You win all the Tucsons, all the Kemps, all the Iron City Opens you can, nobody remembers. You win a Masters, nobody ever forgets.
If I have a day off I will play golf..
I like to play snooker, golf as well..
What's the longest walk in golf? It's from the practice tee to the first tee. I don't care if it's 10 yards. It's the longest walk in golf. Winners t….
Nobody - but nobody - has ever become really proficient at golf without practice, without doing a lot of thinking and then hitting a lot of shots. I….
I played many sports, but when that golf bug hit me, it was permanent..
Golf is a game of inches. The most important are the six inches between your ears..
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad..
As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it's like playing golf. If you can master that one swing over and ….
I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parent….
Having nerves and feeling the pressure just gets you focused and gets your concentration level where it needs to be. I harness that nervous energy in….
McIlroy's taken the standard of golf to one level beyond where Tiger was..
If you can't enjoy the time between golf shots, then you are going to have a pretty difficult life because most of you life is the time spent in-betw….
Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf..
I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booz….
Believe it or not, I'm not really thinking about anything when I putt....It's hard to teach. I let my instincts take over. I like to see which way th….
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it..
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?.