I have always had a drive that pushed me to try for perfection, and golf is a game in which perfection stays just out of reach..

I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket..

I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done..

You hear stories about me beating my brains out practising, but the truth is, I was enjoying myself. I couldn't wait to get up in the morning, so I c….

I played a practice round with Hubert [Green] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a fan say, "Why does Hubert have two caddies….

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice..

Mary had a little putt, she needed it for par. Mary has a second putt...the first one went too far!.

The faith that I love the best, says God, is hope..

Nothing exists but him..

Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either..

Everything is dead while it lives..

Can'ttrustpeople. Won'tdoanygood. They'llkillyoueverytime. They'llkilleachother. They'llkilleveryone..

Everybody changes, not just me..

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say..

That’s what you do for family. Anything..

When the going is good and the putts are dropping, you love your putter. When it's going bad, it's like it has betrayed you and you want to throw the….

The old Lena is dead..

Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous..

Einstein is notmerely an artist in his moments of leisure and play, as a great statesman may play golf or a great soldier grow orchids. He retains th….

What cannot be imagined cannot even be talked about..

Music gave me something to do in my life..