If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag..
I'll be glad to leave here. I feel like eating palm trees. I don't like this place. It's for people with arthritis. They come here to play golf and t….
How much golf I actually play depends on whom you ask. My wife says I'm out there every day. If you ask me, the cricket is getting in the way of the ….
I really stay busy [in retirement]. I often have to cancel my golf games on the weekends to go play in tennis tournaments..
I thrive on the adrenaline of excitement and danger. I just cannot stand boredom on the other side of it. Why am I a person who loves guns? I have no….
Dennis Murray is a wonderful Golf Professional who is personable and skillful as an instructor. Dennis helped me work on my golf swing for a full wee….
I am decidedly unfriendly during a golf game, from the first hole to the last..
A hungry dog hunts best..
Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of most accurate misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes..
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket..
I know when I've been playing a lot of golf it takes me a while to get back into cricket again. It's not so much the different shape of the swings, m….
They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken..
I've always said the players don't build up rivalries themselves, people from the outside build up the rivalries. I just want to play good golf. I wa….
It is nevertheless a game of considerable passion, either of the explosive type, or that which burns inwardly and sears the soul..
Almost a quarter of our planet is a single mountain range and we didn't enter it until after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin went to the moon. So we w….
I don't know the traffic regulations of every city I get to either, but I manage to drive through without being arrested..
In a generation or two, or maybe sooner, young golfers of true sporting instinct will wonder why all this handling of the ball is necessary. It will ….
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age..
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money..
Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler..
If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me..