A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by..
When I was younger and inexperienced, I was a very animated pitcher. I pitched with a lot of adrenaline. I was my own worst enemy when things weren't….
One's life has many compartments..
I helped set The Gong Show. I've done so many game shows. I've helped create game shows..
Things are not going to improve for you in life until YOU improve.
I don't have a religion because I don't like that word religion..
There are lots of questions which have to be answered..
No one is content with his own lot..
Always say less than necessary..
Only that which can be switched, can be..
Life's managed, not cured..
Have you not succeeded? Continue! Have you succeeded? Continue!.
You won't be happy anywhere until you're happy somewhere..
Except I didn't say eff.
Whatever you're aiming for, God's better..
What are days for? Days are where we live..
I find more peace with you..
What I love I destroy. What I destroy, I love..
I'm not just another bimbo..
There are some good rules and there are some lousy rules..
The rules are what make us better..