She says you're not awake until you're actually out of bed and standing up..
To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed..
In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..
Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day..
They are the we of me..
I always thought that I was me — but no, I was you and never knew it..
When you have an economically unequal society, you end up with huge swaths of society that are disposable, basically..
I grew up playing classical guitar, so everything I learned was rooted in technique, form, presentation..
I prefer nothing, unless it is true..
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day..