Words once spoken can never be recalled..

Upward, not Northward.

If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all..

By 40, all women are amazing..

Alas, we are the victims of advertisement. Those who taste the joys and sorrows of fame when they have passed forty, know how to look after themselve….

An image is always only showing what's necessary for a thought, not the thought itself..

Someone suggested the Kaiser Chiefs while we were looking for a band name. We had so many ideas ourselves, at least one of us had said no to every id….

I lived and languished..

Always be more than you appear and never appear to be more than you are..

There is something in us that can be without us, and will be after us, though indeed it hath no history of what it was before us, and cannot tell how….

Words will be just words till you bring them to life.

I've never killed anybody... but I've definitely thought about it..

I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud..

The simpler things are, the happier they are..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

The more you talk about something, the less accurate it gets..

Time punishes us by taking everything, but it also saves us - by taking everything.

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

Because love, love never finishes..

I do what I do because I love it..

I was trained as a straight dramatist..