Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids..

As far as I know, no one in the Kaufman or Hart clan was the basis for anyone in the play. I think we all wish we had a Grandpa, Penny, and Mr. De Pi….

At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed..

Holding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began..

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while..

For generations comedians have made jokes about Scots-Irish in the South inter-breeding. "I am my own grandpa" and all that stuff; you know, because ….

We did all the standard camp numbers: "Down By The Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa," "This Land is Minos's Land..

I wanted to be able to tell my grandkids one day, "Hey, your grandpa ran into a burning building and survived.".

Funky like your grandpa's drawers, don't test me We in like that, you're dead like Presley.

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many..

They grow in layers, like the spirit does. That's what Grandpa Sam used to say, anyway. You just got to keep the roots in a clear stream and not let ….

Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish..

I used to try to pick locks because I grew up on my grandparents farm and I started my own little spy club. I would go around the farm and try to bre….

When I was five, a tree was my best friend. An old peppercorn on Grandpa's little farm. I'd haul myself into its calloused arms and hide from the wor….

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But,….

Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction..

Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows. "We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains..

Leaders inspire us because they bring out the best in us..

I go to my grandchildren. They keep their grandpa informed on what's going on..

To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid..