Some things are worth the splurge..

Do for yourself, for no one else will..

What do we do now, now that we are happy?.

You learn from the good, you learn from the bad..

I gave you things I wasn't sure I even had..

I don't like anything new..

The public be damned..

I am open to everything..

You gotta keep the funny intact..

Fear is always with us, but we just don't have time for it. Not Now!.

You can make your life so much larger simply be acknowledging everyone else's..

It's something to be Great, It's nothing to be Famous.

Watching something is nothing like doing it..

I have climbed to the top of the greasy pole!.

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!.

A person who issues that charge that someone adheres to the principle "do as I say, not as I do" has three options: produce an example; withdraw the ….

Because you cannot see him, God is everywhere..

I see only what you see, but I notice what I see..

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time..

I like Mutemath a lot..