Not everything that’s cool is science, but everything in science is cool..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

There are times and places where not to be anyone is more honourable than to be someone..

The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to play the Mandolin..

Learn early, learn often..

Every day is a gift -- start unwrapping them..

There are so many women out there relying on me to represent them..

The only thing power respects, is power..

How you spend your days is how you spend your life..

You can make anything out of anything..

Some things are as they are regardless of what they were..

Certainly when you do a work for a public space, you lose control..

Mend it, fix it, make do, or do without..

You are what you are when nobody is looking..

Bette Midler can say four-letter words and make you love it..

I cannot explain something that no one has ever figured out..

Anything that can go wrong, will.

The nature of faith is that it must be tried..

You better get it while you can.

We shall now seek that which we shall not find.

I don't have many famous friends, really, except Simon Cowell..