Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street..

This guy makes coffee nervous..

You can only get outside yourself by looking inside..

I understand Twitter much more than I understand Tumblr..

I have never voted in my life..

You're never going to find a guy who's exactly like you - first of all, because that guy never leaves his dorm room..

For once I'm not the guy losing my temper all the time..

You have only one life, make the most of it.

Travel definitely affects me as a writer..

You're either living or you're dead..

Sit up straight, listen and participate..

Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!.

Do not be afraid of no, Who has so far, so very far to go..

I'm going to do things when they are right for me..

And without forgiveness, there is never any peace..

If you're smiling , you're happy out..

...friendship is something you do..

Everybody's damaged by something..

What you see is so much less than what you get..

When she would walk, it was like rhythm. The guys' heads would bounce, but I wouldn't look because I was married..

Whatever power I exert is collegial..