The name Derek Jeter is made for stardom. He's got an infectious smile, and he's so handsome and well-behaved. He's just a fine young man who does ev….

I always thought if a guy could play the guitar, he must be something really special..

I went from a guy, kind of a working actor, a supporting player, to magazine covers and being offered the studio pictures really quickly. Nobody was ….

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!.

I've always thought that having an attractive free agent is better than a guy who was picked in the seventh round..

Audiences like to see the bad guys get their comeuppance..

I couldn't trash [Adolf] Hitler enough. Poor bastards, they make all these contributions to the automotive industry, aeronautics, space - but you pic….

Either you understand or you don't, and that is that..

Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide TV. Some guys subscribe to that the….

When we get to the future, I'll decide the future..

I prefer not to wink out from behind the character as myself, saying to the audience, "It's just me here, right, guys?" Peter Sellers is my model, an….

And if people do like me, I think it's because I'm a stand-up guy..

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN..

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..

We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work..

I don't play the same guy a lot because there really isn't a guy for me. There really isn't a type you can put me in that satisfies everything..

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yo….

I'm a "what you see is what you get" kind of guy. I don't have any time to be showing anybody any bag of tricks..

I used to play pianos in bars. You know in hotels, you'd see guys playing piano with a snifter? That was me, with a painted-on mustache. I was about ….

On `Earth Song' I was the military guy that would come out of a tank that was used during the show. It was unbelievable; somehow I'd become a Michael….

Oy vey, these guys is New York's spineless Strangled and denied it for Anthony Baez.