"Great guys" can make great husbands..

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody..

I'm getting more and more into Chinese art and Japanese, some of those scroll paintings are amazing. You follow the change of the seasons. It's reall….

Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guys's out there dancing..

And nobody had told them that they were short on time..

Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan's show, Conan O'Brien was so offended by Larry's material, he had to walk away from the desk he was so off….

I've seen guys sit the whole day doing nothing, and I hate it when people are unproductive. I don't like a guy who sits on the couch all day..

A guy said to me, 'You're so lucky. You have people like Ray Charles, Barbra Streisand and The Beatles doing your songs.' I figured out, though, the ….

There's nothing I won't attempt..

My last fight was more than 20 years ago. I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. If somebody's going to speak bad about me, I will walk away. But if a guy l….

Everyone thought I had everything. I had nothing..

You have to take everything as it comes..

Don't do nothing because you can't do everything. Do something!.

That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato..

If I found in my own ranks that a certain number of guys wanted to cut my throat, I'd make sure that I cut their throats first..

I'm a humble guy, but I'm audacious..

In order to be a lieutenant, you've got to have authority in your voice. No matter how young your face looks, you've got to let your guys know that y….

I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys--but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly!.

I don't go where I'm tolerated. I go where I'm celebrated..

Many intellectuals in America and in Europe, they are in the habit of taking sides: who are the bad guys? who are the good guys? They launch a demons….

You can be a catalyst for change but change never really entirely happens just because of one guy..