I'm just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out ….

I'm the type of guy who fails and fails and fails, and then, as if failure has become sick of him, succeeds..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

To do more, is not necessarily to do better..

Logan Quinn was the kind of guy who could stab me in the eye with a freaking Twizzler..

I dated a guy who played bad guys in movies all the time, and I think he was just a bad guy..

I am no I. I am now part of a we..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

Put your good where it will do the most!.

You can't escape from what you are..

You might meet a guy who turns out to be the best guy you've worked with. They don't have to be some name brand person. I've met a lot of lower level….

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Those who cannot begin do not finish..

Yeah, a lot of people ask me to take my shirt off, which is aggressive. I wish that I were just one of those guys who was just like, "You know, look,….

For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ….

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

Only very rarely are foreigners or first-generation immigrants allowed to be nice people in American films. Those with an accent are bad guys.

We are what we do, especially what we do to change what we are..

Fitz fixes fyces fitz.Fatsafices..

What's a domestic partnership? Domestic partnership is not even a marriage, and there's a contract that involves, potentially, sexual and financial c….

Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out..