Steve Rannazzisi, Nick Kroll, Paul Scheer, Jon Lajoie - and they're such funny guys that they bring their own sort of twist to it all..

I don't join or leave things lightly..

I came in the Dawson's Creek era; it was all about tiny guys who looked like teenagers, and I haven't looked like a teenager ever. So I was, like, au….

I'm not a conventional guy. I've never been a conventional guy..

I'm sure that Elvis was happy for me. I think he was the kind of guy that enjoyed other people's success, especially if he had something to do with i….

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It wa….

One major should not get you into the Hall of Fame - maybe one major and 40 wins. I'm not gonna pick a guy with one major and 11 wins..

When you have to work, work with a smile..

You never want to be pigeonholed into something and have people think, "Oh, that's the guy we call for this particular thing.".

I've been waiting for techno to die. I was in Germany once and this guy was telling me that techno was dead, and then he proceeded to play me techno ….

I've got to relearn what I was supposed to have learned..

I hope America sees I am a goofy guy andI'm kind a crazy, I hope they see that I am a musician aswell, that I have music all around my body - I'm jus….

I do what I do because I love it..

I describe the variety of different kinds of experiences I had, from seeing into the future to being inside the body of a bird and feeling the bird c….

You'll still get guys with an array of badges to demonstrate their importance, but that just excludes people. I think fandom is more inclusive now..

I could have coached better..

Atlantic reckoned we should use a top Yank producer and appointed one Eddie Kramer to the post. It turns out the guy was full of bullshit and couldn'….

I was never that big a rock-and-roll, rock guy. I really preferred jazz, you know, that kind of thing..

When I was 14, I tried to stab someone..

I'm a sucker for a guy with a big organ..

I was wearing women's jeans way before it was cool for guys to wear them. I have a weird torso - it's incredibly short, and only girl-pants fit me pr….