Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him..

All women are sisters..

I'm going to escape now..

I swear to much for this to be a television special. Did you guys ever have your mouth washed out with soap? My mom did that to me a lot. I think I s….

And then the days came when I was alone..

Nobody ever learns anything..

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full..

Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest. I've never met The Rock though..

I got to be Jim Morrison a lot longer than he did..

I did pretty good for a guy who never finished high school and used to yodel at square dances..

Once I stopped drinking and I'd be going out on dates, or hanging out with guys, I'd realize, "Oh, maybe I don't like them that much!" I think the dr….

Great courage will be required to choose the right..

Don’t do it. Don’t love me..

Some of you guys are sitting down, some of you guys are standing up. But if you really take a moment and you go inside your body, you can feel your w….

I was proud to have been the anti-establishment candidate after more than twenty years in politics, a small town guy fighting for the ordinary Canadi….

I like very strong guys. Successful guys. Not necessarily financially..

I certainly look at the modern guys and think they are a different species to when we played. They are fitter and their conditioning is extraordinary..

On the days I'm pitching, it's almost a coin flip as to know if the guys behind me are going to be there to play 100%..

There is hardly anybody good for everything, and there is scarcely anybody who is absolutely good for nothing..

I was afraid that my success would be dependent partially upon my body, and it's true I can't be 20 pounds heavier and play the leading lady. But I'm….

There is no one who likes a challenge more than Tom Cruise. Believe me, there was never any discussion of lip syncing or another voice or anything li….