You can make something out of nothing..

Let each of us examine his thoughts.

Don't take it so seriously..

Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon..

I normally wear Stuart Weitzman or Kors Michael Kors..

Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a hair cut..

I will not be misquoted!.

I just create, that's what I do..

You're either living or you're dead..

There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

You must never be afraid to go there..

I used to be teased for the way I wore my hair at school. I used to do things like wear a different-colored sock on each leg..

For me, it's all about the haircut. I don't have a lot of hair to style, so I keep it nice and fresh and tight. I actually go to the barbershop every….

It's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair..

You say I have the most wicked face of any woman. You say my hair is like the serpent locks of Medusa, that my eyes have the cruel cunning of Borgia,….

Those we call the ancients were really new in everything..

Women don't have an expiration date..

If my hair gets any frizzier, I'll shave it to the scalp. Or light it on fire. Whichever is easier..

The business of business is business..

What God originates, God orchestrates..