Death, only, renders hope futile..

Here's the scientific community saying, fundamentally, "If we don't change our ways, we're screwed." And they got no attention at all. Even though th….

As God is my witness, he is broken in half!.

Dogs change lives. Half Buddha, half Bozo, they keep us tethered to the earth, and teach us to fly. Our dogs are our sanity keepers..

Superman is not as innately cool as Batman..

You know, for one glorious half hour, I was the mother of the president-elect..

[Vathek] has, in parts, been called, but to some judgments, never is, dull: it is certainly in parts, grotesque, extravagant and even nasty. But Beck….

I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up..

Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts..

To me, the glass is always half full, never half empty..

The religion of the Bible is wholly supernatural..

The coming being is whatever being..

Half the spiritual life consists of remembering what we are up against and where we are going..

It is always dullest before the yawn..

I'm falling apart, one part after another. Falling down on the world like snow. Half of me is already on the ground, watching from below..

If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it, why bother?.

I spent half my life being hurt. The leftovers of hurt are an automatic gesture, like a dog that salivates..

The secrets of the world are very marvellous, but they are not themselves half so wonderful as the way in which they become known to the world..

I'm against reparations. At this point, blacks should just be handing money to themselves..

You work with what you got..

A Mr. (save, perhaps, some half dozen in the nation,) always needs a note of explanation..