Two half-truths do not make a truth, and two half- cultures do not make a culture.

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ….

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

It is unimaginable that the United States would have to contribute hundreds of billions of dollars and highly unlikely that we would have to contribu….

History is absolutely my thing..

You can learn a lot of things from being in movies..

You adapt yourself to the contents of the paintbox..

There is no happiness without patriotism..

I don't like where I'm going and I don't like where I've been. Why am I in a hurry?.

We can deploy a half a billion more solar panels..

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am..

One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker!.

You're always allowed to be better..

Anything you throw yourself into, you better get yourself out of..

We could have chopped down the sycamore with this..

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born..

Twisting through the thorn-thick underbrush, scratched and exhausted, one turns suddenly to find an unexpected waterfall, not half a mile from the ne….

What You were Once, Was Also Because You Were Someone Else Before that.

I get happy very easily and very often..

I've always loved improv. It's my thing..

LIVE for LIFE, but let live everybody.