Some mortals--like you--are already half in love with death. It is who you are, and I'll not make it harder on you by telling you things you don't ne….

I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!.

Did not one spend the first half of one's days in dreams of happiness and the second half in regrets and terrors?.

I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt..

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half..

Bristol Rovers were 4-0 up at half time, with four goals in the first half..

An anarchist does not want to rule others and does not want others to rule him. Nothing is so despicable as half-an-anarchist..

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it..

More than half your marketing time should be devoted to your existing customers..

I can tan quickly. What takes people hours to do, I can tan in half an hour..

As the tragic writer rids us of what is petty and ignoble in our nature, so also the humorist rids us of what is cautious, calculating, and priggish-….

She was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more..

I don't know what laws of physics are involved, but if you fill a gym with teenagersand tell them to stare at one object, heat is actually produced. ….

Rational people have better things to do than grant unwarranted credibility to every half-assed delusion..

Emotion is the atmosphere in which thought is steeped, that which lends to thought its tone or temperature, that to which thought is often indebted f….

I wrote Freak the Mighty because Max, the mighty half of Freak the Mighty, insisted and he's bigger than I am..

Half the trouble in life is caused by pretending there isn't any..

In 1970s Britain, conservative philosophy was the preoccupation of a few half-mad recluses..

Come back and wake me up.....half past May! (the Toad).

What a strange life I lead- a kind of Cinderella-life-half glitter in crystal shoes, half mice and cinders! But it is a wonderful life all the same..

We should recognize that on the day that we are born, our glass is half full. In America your chance to fill your glass the rest of the way up is gre….