Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste..
What has been the most rewarding moment in your decades of entrepreneurship? Our last annual managers meeting. I gave my motivational talk and then I….
A singer has got a different attitude, they're they're so whacked out they don't know what they're doing half the time. Singers, they don't, they're ….
If I had to rate myself between one and 10? If you're a gingerist and like ginger guys, I guess I'm a seven, with make-up on maybe an eight. If you'r….
When you meet someone, treat them as if they were in serious trouble, and you will be right more than half the time..
A lie that is half a truth is ever the hardest to fight..
I wasn't really into body piercings until I found that about half my female students had them..
You’re the most experienced investigator I’ve got who’s not tied up in something, and I can’t ask the Consort to look look into it, because A) she an….
When I was 40 and looking at 60, it seemed like a thousand miles away. But 62 feels like a week and a half away from 80. I must now get on with those….
I despise making the most of one's time. Half of the pleasures of life consist of the opportunities one has neglected..
Half-way through any big project, everyone forgets what they're doing..
Over a half-century has passed since the hell of the Holocaust, but its spectre still hangs over the world and doesn't allow us to forget..
Self-pity is the worst poverty. When a person says, 'I am...' with pity, before he has said anything more he has diminished himself to half of what h….
People think being famous is so glamorous, but half the time you're in a strange hotel room living out of a suitcase..
I hope this series is good work, but it is in the half-hour medium, which is limited to a kind of mediocrity that sponsors are just dying to have rig….
I like when you watch a film and you feel like you're a part of somebody's life for an hour and a half..
Though a song may race by in a minute and a half, every aspect of it is calculated and intentional..
Does my being half-naked bother you?.
Processions, cavalcades, and all that fund of gay frippery, furnished out by tailors, barbers, and tire-women, mechanically influence the mind into v….
I speak to the broken halves of all our selves and tell them to embrace, loving the worst in us equally with the best..
The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be tax….