I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one..

My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses..

I'm not a musician - I'm a ham..

I am a ham. I've no business being rock 'n' roll. I've said it over and over again that I'm a classical composer, dishevelling my personality by dabb….

Method actors are like hams..