When we leave money in the hands of taxpayers, they buy things, they pay taxes, they grow government..

God is always at work around you..

Shall we keep our hands in our bosom, or stretch ourselves on our beds of laziness, while all the world about us is hard at work, in pursuing the des….

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

I know one thing for certain; it is much harder to tell whether you are lost than whether you were lost, for, on many occasions, where you are going ….

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

I had demos that I'd send out of the songs and I'd get, "Great, can't wait to get in a room and actually play this and work on the album." So, it was….

I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons..

One who can control his thoughts has conquered himself..

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money..

It's only the dead who'll tell you the truth..

Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..

Your patience will be rewarded..

The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere..

But a living is not a life..

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding..

You could be a gambler. A thief, for all I know. Besides—” He captured her hand and stopped her from walking on, holding her in place. “Besides what,….

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't..

Seeing a movie you're in is nothing like seeing a movie you're not in..

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them..