None of us are what we once were..

The less inhibited you are the better..

And then the days came when I was alone..

Everyone always says more than they're supposed to..

You are what you pretend to be..

I don't call myself a writer..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

Every thing is what it is, and not another thing..

I find OOP technically unsound..

Find out what you do best, and then don't do it..

Wanderlust is incurable..

What you do for money you do badly..

Do you not see the Madonna always beside the tabernacle?.

A woman can be in charge!.

I love Rihanna. She's such a beauty!.

And I love Evander Holyfield to death!.

I'm Danny Worsnop and I slay poon..

Nobody has a franchise on what is good..

I don't know what it's like to be Jewish, but I suspect there is some aspect of that: being Jewish is the thing that bonds you as opposed to being Je….

The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere..