Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy?.
The happy have whole days..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you..
It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere..
Happiness is a choice. You can choose to be happy. There's going to be stress in life, but it's your choice whether you let it affect you or not..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
God doesn't bless us just to make us happy; He blesses us to make us a blessing..
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
Be happy with what you have and are, be generous with both, and you won't have to hunt for happiness..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..