Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to get seen if you're fu….

I travel by myself a lot. Most of the time I'm by myself..

I cannot live with someone who can't live without me..

All in all, death is something like marriage..

But what I didn't recognize when I was much younger was this sort of...when you're on, when you're really on, go at it..

Success is a function of persistence and doggedness and the willingness to work hard for twenty-two minutes to make sense of something that most peop….

Work hard, learn all you can, and never miss the chance to connect with someone new..

You and I are more than you and I because it's we..

You have to do things for yourself, not for anybody else..

With God, it's possible to be content wherever we are, with whatever we have..

I don't get really inspired the way some people do, buzzing with ideas - it feels like hard work to me... but once I get hooked into the universe of ….

Make my happiness--I will make yours..

Time is how you spend your love..

It's not enough say, "Look, bankers were immensely greedy and that they committed lots of frauds." I mean, that's not, they were set free, that sort ….

Work hard, take care of yourself, and you'll be just fine..

Much is wanting to those who seek or covet much..

He is praised by some, blamed by others..

You cannot live without doing something..

I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.

I’m worse at what I do best..

Here we are now, entertain us..