My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..

In my day everything wasn't so PC..

You don't have to rush to do anything..

I never even visualized for a second doing what I'm doing..

I'm only interested in poetry..

Everybody has something to conceal..

The main thing is not to be dead..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I always have the best of everything..

Life lends itself to fear..

Most things that are politically right are morally wrong.

Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors....

Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!.

I don't come from money..

I'm the git in the family..

As I came to power peacefully, so shall I keep it..

I never trash talk, I don't like to trash talk. I like to be friends with all the other boxers..

My marriage has worked because I am not around much..

Is there life in other families?.

I really don't like take-out..

Be less than what you are so that you can become more..