Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

I prefer true over happy now..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

What can go wrong will go wrong..

You have to have something to put your work in otherwise it's not valid.

I've lived my life again just telling it to you..

I make movies for money, exclusively for money..

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids..

One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress.

Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give ….