Success is never deserved. Success is always earned..

If somebody says, "Oh, we're going to improvise!," I'm like, Oh, get me out of here..

You can't ride the chairlift and call yourself Edmund Hillary..

The best religion is the most tolerant..

But I'm looking at life, and I'm putting nothing off..

I was always on my oddy knocky..

Hitler was a teetotalitarian..

Never has my flabber been so completely gasted..

Like many things, I am nothing..

Protecting yourself from failure is probably not a good way to live..

Money must exist before it can be turned into capital..

You have to know that success is greater when it's shared..

I'm nothing, I'm not even here.

No one can take away the days that we conquered..

Do something. Do something small. Do something small but useful. Do something small but useful now..

You get to consciously decide what has meaning and what doesn't..

I take things too seriously..

I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..

I love seeing things that work in the micro and work in the macro..

I never thought of myself as a writer..

I let the scripts basically be my Bible..