I don't really take myself very seriously..

The education of peoples is a necessary precondition to peace..

I dont like quotes. You can quote me on that..

All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing..

I always loved movies, but I never thought I would presume to be a screenwriter and definitely not a director..

There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..

Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

Hindsight is notably cleverer than foresight..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Yes there are times when you regret your decisions but we all have to make them without the power of hindsight..

Hindsight is the historian's necessary vice..

Hindsight is common and bland as boiled potatoes..