Hit the club, and I'm mad cause they wont let us in. Now I'm about to go bad like drunk mexicans..

Why's my name the Large Professor? Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer..

I use a pick in my hair without force. You use a lawn mower-you got peat moss..

I can't relate to livin' less than great..

For what it's worth, I've been a hip-hopper from birth. Try to disrespect, and get your ass played up like a Smurf..

Large Professor, none greater none fresher, Won't fold under pressure...grew up down the road from Fran Drescher..

Complainin' to my lawyer how this rookie tried to frisk me... Jealous of my jeep, I gave his badge to the chief, And got his ass directin' traffic ….

I love hip-hop, because you can do this like that and still be super successful! You ain't gotta hold your tongue..

Look you dead in the face Now tell me how good does it taste.

I live in a neighborhood that's really filled with sound - there's a lot of Jamaican auto body shops, and the guys next door play hip hop..

I said 'boss' and I meant that, advance you spent that Corvette so clean, you'll think Bruce Springsteen rent that.

Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove..

If you really look at hip-hop dance, it's really a rites-of-passage thing. You never see the arms release down. They're always up in fighting positio….

Damn it's a shame you're the mighty queen of vials, With a wide-eyed look and a rotten-toothed smile. Used to walk with a swagger, now you simply sta….

There's so many gay rappers... They probably dis me cause I'm the straight one..

I show more blind rage than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage..

I'm on a different plane like Hervé Villechaize.

I like hip-hop, I like yay music..

I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet..

So much leather inside my car my horn moos..

Hip-hop to me right now is really easy listening. It's very easy listening, like there's nothing abrasive about it. There's no album that I put in my….