It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing..

What goes up, must come down... Mustn't it?.

Every day is a gift -- start unwrapping them..

There is nothing inherently wrong about science..

Neutrals and lukewarms do not make history..

Especially learn how to see..

I usually get recognized for Spaceballs..

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else..

I like it when I strut..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

It's where we go, and what we do when we get there, that tells us who we really are..

I'm a professional food eater..

There is no beyond, there is only here, the infinitely small, infinitely great and utterly demanding present..

Writers don't own their words. Since when do words belong to anybody. "Your very own words," indeed ! And who are you?.

An artist's work is a synthesis of much more than the work of other creators..

I am not God but something similar.

My hands and ears get me where I need to go..

I'm told there's no going back. So I'm choosing forward..

I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

Compete with yourself, not with others..

What is not discussed, will not be advanced..