I never have anything to talk about..

What God originates, God orchestrates..

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.

Swallows and Amazons for-ever!.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip..

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills..

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery..

It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes.

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats..

If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams..

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin..

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions..

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin.

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!.

The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing..

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!.