Life is about coming back and mastering how to come back..

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

I never take myself too seriously..

I am interested in doing something that cannot be explained..

I rewrite everything, almost idiotically. I rewrite and work and work, and rewrite and rewrite some more..

Enter to learn; depart to serve..

all deaths are one's own..

One cannot say everything at once..

I am no one to be a purist..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

If the bureaucracy is not checked, it will tend to build, in the name of peace, a defense against every conceivable contingency - so much 'security' ….

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

I just wanted to fit in as a teenager, but it was hopeless..

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

If you're going to make a desperate, hopeless act of defiance you should make it a good one..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..