By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

I'm loving N.Y., and words can't even describe how happy I am to be here..

There whil'st the world prov'd prodigal of breath, the headless trunks lay prostrated in heaps; this field of funerals sacred unto death, did paint o….

For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

If Americans want to see results instead of rhetoric, if taxpayers would like solutions instead of sound bites, and hard work instead of horse tradin….

I just got called Nigel..

You can lead a bureaucrat to water, but you can't make him think..

Every day is perfect because there's no other day! As a friend of mine said, "Ride the horse in the direction it's going." When you do that, you real….

I'm a pretty big clothes horse. I shop for clothes constantly. I do so much shopping. I should go to Shoppers Anonymous..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

When you are alone, you have all the time in the world to practice whistling like a bird. When there is no one in the world you can turn to, a horse ….

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

By your logic I should also be in charge of Solinade dances, needlework, and horse thieving..