It starts with being unearthed. I like that word, unearthed, because we are being unearthed..

I don't engage in hypotheticals..

Do not call up any that you can not put down..

nobody ever finds the one.

I don't have many famous friends, really, except Simon Cowell..

You're a writer. Make it up..

When someone you love dies, you get a big bowl of sadness put down in front of you, steaming hot. You can start eating now, or you can let it cool an….

Do not serve time, let time serve you..

If you're genuinely candid and expressive then you're never wrong, even when you are wrong..

She'd hit me before but never over and over and over and over into the head..

When somethin's not right it's wrong..

My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too..

I never say 'No' to anything..

You don't have to do anything..

So we are grasped by what we cannot grasp..

As much as you put into it is as much as you get out of it..

I have a future and I have a mind and I have things to look forward to,' but to me it's just about..I love to pitch so much..

Don't seek to be published, seek to be read..

He is not to them what he is to me..

The less seriously you take yourself, the better work you're going to do..

Don't talk to us like we ignint!.