Quotes on Humor Love

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life - for that you need the truth.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.