Lyrically, I feel like there are things I always go back to, having to do with relationships..

In the beginning was the image..

We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work..

And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, th….

The quieter we become, the more we can hear..

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks..

I'm a micro-celebrity, about as small a celebrity as you can be..

Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door..

To understand something is to be delivered of it..

There is so much more than we can see, there is so much more that we can be..

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act..

Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully..

Everything that's old is new, and everything that's new is old..

The more things you own, the more they own you..

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings..

The public makes it so that we have to keep assaulting each other..

Of all the band of personal traitors the sense of humor is the most dangerous..

Whatever is contained must be released..

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?.

Don't be afraid to have nothing..