We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead..

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles a….

I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..

I have to chose my words carefully..

The more things you own, the more they own you..

One cubic foot less of space and it would have constituted adultery..

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin..

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people..

I'm not a queen of anything, you know..

In the service of Caesar, everything is legitimate..

I never said to myself, "I'm going to be the greatest." I just wanted to do my own thing..

The less it is possible that something can be, the more it must be..

Napoleon is dead - but Beethoven lives..

With God, it's possible to be content wherever we are, with whatever we have..

All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking….

You're only as good as you are now - not as good as you were before..

I'm happy to be where I am and how everything has turned out..

I do like to be surprised..

Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done..

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things..

I'm not just anybody.' 'No, indeed. Nobody is..