Quotes on Humorous Birthday

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.