It seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is ov….

And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working..

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe..

How could she tell him that we come to love those who save us?.

The university is the place where the pursuit of truth is taught, the rules for learning how to pursue it are explained, and students begin to unders….

It has long been recognized by public men of all kinds. . . that statistics come under the head of lying, and that no lie is so false or inconclusive….

I woke up. I was like, "Look, you can do anything you want - and you want a lot of things, so you should get to work.".

[My brother] lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of soc….

The asp doth on his feeder feed..

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants..

I just want to get the most money I can..

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off..

You got to go along to get along..

The most colossal display of wise, inspiring, and humorous metaphors ever exhibited in one place..

Life begins when we decide it's going to begin for us..

Whenever I get into something, I shut out everything else..

the more you live the more things reflect all around you!!!!.

I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end..

Several large, artificial constructions are approaching us, ZORAC announced after a short pause. The designs are not familiar, but they are obviously….

I'm a professional food eater..

There are no more liberals Theyve all been mugged..