I have so much respect for what's funny..

The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are beyond human achievement and that men have been….

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort..

When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to….

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached..

The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized..

The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves..

A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice..

The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long..

A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it..

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it's not worth it..

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

If you are watching my films and wondering, am I missing humorous speak because I'm not Korean? Am I missing out? You don't have to worry, because yo….