The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it..

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone..

I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh..

No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about ….

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right..

Anger and humour are like the left and right arm. They complement each other..

I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama..

He (The Agent) just takes ten per cent of your life..

Once I asked Teichman what he thought of Bird's chess: "Same as his health," he replied, "always alternating between being dangerously ill and danger….

Tod laughed. He was always able to find the humour in even the creepiest situations. I'd thought that it was an undead thing, until I became a member….

Once you have perceived that life is very cruel, the only response is to live with as much humanity, humour and freedom as you can..

I certainly don't see the humour in my work as something that detracts from its seriousness. It's just a way of making difficult messages more palata….

everybody fancies they have that rare thing, a sense of humour..

I love Andre 3000 from OutKast. I think we'd complement each other, but I'm hoping he's got a good sense of humour..

I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour..

I'm always impressed by confidence, kindness and a sense of humour..

I like to always have humour in whatever I do..

Humour is a big part of our lives as well as our music. Making it fun is the most important thing..

I think cynicism often disguises itself as humour..

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour..

Humour is human. Why? Well, because the Philosopher, Aristotle, says so..