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Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

The first meal my husband ever made me was a chicken curry. I have never tasted anything so delicious in my life.

If you give your life to a cause in which you believe, and if it is right and just, and if your life comes to an end as a result of this, then your life could not have been spent in a more redemptive way. I think that is what my husband has done.

I heard someone say the other day that they thought it was sexier to call someone their fiance instead of their husband or wife.

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died

I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.

A busy schedule can be difficult, but I have the best husband on the planet. He supports my endeavors, and we work as a team.

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way.

I have a friend that has five kids and she went through a trial separation with her husband, and she didn't have time to be upset. Every now and then, she'd call me on the cell phone and just cry.

The idea is that Jodie Foster is with her child and she's going back to New York from Germany with her husband's body. She loses her child on a plane, and you think, 'How can that happen?' There's no record of her having brought a child onto the plane, and the captain is left wondering about whether she's telling the truth. You never really know if she's telling the truth or not.

I always use my husband's cocoa butter stuff. He has amazing skin!

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

I look at my father. He is one of my heroes. He is such an incredible, classy man. He was such a great father and such a great husband in so many ways, and we lived through some pretty tough times losing my mom. When I see all that he did, I think, wow, that's a really wonderful man.

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

I love being my husband's wife.

Blythe Danner is somebody whose career I admire. She's a great actress and does good work, but also has a life of her own. I love my job but, at the end of the day, I want to come home and watch a movie and drink a bottle of wine with my husband.

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.