I have seen the future! Go back!.

I love everybody. Even George Bush..

To be a good actor you really have to want to act first..

The things which must be must be for the best..

nobody is like anybody else. that's why nobody gets along with anybody else..

Nothing burps better than bacon..

a woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and father only at his funeral..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

Here we are on the road. We must be going somewhere..

Technique plays a part - you have to know how to play..

I love being under submission to my husband ... I believe in keeping the male ego intact..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

She realized how many of her beliefs were either unrealistic or belonged to her deceased parents and her ex-husband. She also realized that her expec….

Before beginning, prepare carefully..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff..

Discover what you are..

I have always been afraid of banks..

La pereza anda tan despacio que la pobreza no tarda en alcanzarla..